Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Camel Toe

Camel Toe


(aka Ninja Foot, vaji cleft, vagi cleft)

Fashionable women unanimously agree that fashion is fickle. And I say "Amen to that" because the current in-your-face trend of women parading frontal wedgies is fast becoming "socially acceptable". Not to mention that it totally flies in the face of maiden modesty. Hopefully this fad won't survive  very long because it's completely unnatural for women to walk about with their cleavages exposed, and putting their butt cracks and 'camel toes' on show, for all to see.  Then there's also the visible tattoo  (tramp stamp) on the lower back and the protruding nipple rings that just puts a further damper on the whole "lady-like" image of women. What ever happened to maiden modesty?  

A window into the female mind.

I'll be the first to admit that modesty isn’t just about what you wear. Modesty is also about propriety and decency. Modesty is ingrained in our speech and our behavior and in the  first impression of ourselves that we leave with others. Modesty is exhibited in our appearance and in our demeanour.  However, modesty is best described in the negative sense, when saying modesty is not being vulgar, nor  indecent,  nor improper, nor shamelesss, nor licentious, nor salacious, etc. Modesty begins as an attitude and encompasses all the decisions we make, and how we carry ourselves.

Cameltoe, Frontal Wedgie, Ninja Foot, Vagiclef, Vaji Cleft, Vertical Smile, Volksie Bonnet,

A frontal wedgie (vedgie)  better known as 'camel toe', is a commonly used slang-term that refers to the outline of a woman's crotch that can be seen through her garments after it takes on the cleft-like appearance of a camel's foot. This is simply due to a combination of anatomical factors and wearing really tight-fitting jeans, yoga pants, leggings, swimwear or shorts. 
Cameltoe, Frontal Wedgie, Ninja Foot, Vagiclef, Vaji Cleft, Vertical Smile, Volksie Bonnet,
That being said, chicks now-a-days cram themselves into tight jeans, so that the fat of their pubic mounds are displaced, as a result parting their vulva labia majora making it look like the cleft between a camel's two toes.  One could say that "their pants are so tight that one can actually read their lips", yet they say nothing. The funny thing is, so many of them do so knowingly and blatantly, so that men find them sexually appealing. 

 It's a bit of a sexual power play for them, knowing full well that men have an  infatuation and a fascination with camel toe. Smug with the knowledge that every red blooded man would glance at their 'camel toe' but wouldn't want to be caught looking. Some men afterwards battle with the uncertainty whether or not she actually wanted him to look or not. I believe there is nothing more distasteful than a women using sexiness to manipulate men to get what she wants.
Cameltoe, Frontal Wedgie, Ninja Foot, Vagiclef, Vaji Cleft, Vertical Smile, Volksie Bonnet,

There was a time when showing a 'camel toe' was one of the most humiliation and embarrassing things that can happen to any female. Most women abhorred 'camel toe' because it is often uncomfortable and sometimes painful.  In fact most women prefer to choose a style of lingerie to avoid creating a 'camel toe'. Girl friends commonly  made fun of one other, particularly when one of them inadvertently  exhibited a 'camel toe'  for public consumption. Chicas who are conscious about CT can and do "conceal the camel" with "camelflage" - a few sheets of  toilet paper of tissues folded and inserted inside their panties, or a panty-liner placed in the appropriate position. 
Cameltoe, Frontal Wedgie, Ninja Foot, Vagiclef, Vaji Cleft, Vertical Smile, Volksie Bonnet,

Conservative women would even invest a few bucks in a fashion accessory called the Cuchini Camel Toe guard as a possible solution to the scourge —its sold by Amazon. It's a must have, a confidence boosting fashion emergency kit for every woman's lingerie drawer. It can really help you to win the battle against  CT. 

 Having said that, most women construe flashing a CT as slutty, demeaning, cheap; and is the practice associated with hookers, prostitutes and whores, or at least so we thought. Until we discovered a large contingent of exhibitionists who want to put their merchandise on view. These women certainly don't consider showing some CT a fashion malfunction. They are sort of convinced that everyone has seen it and knows what a lady' pink- parts looks like, and therefore see no harm in flaunting theirs. Some women and some men find this exhibitionism disgusting yer some don't. But then again, to each his own.
Cameltoe, Frontal Wedgie, Ninja Foot, Vagiclef, Vaji Cleft, Vertical Smile, Volksie Bonnet,

In ancient times, people clad themselves appropriately. Men wore biblical costumes that resembled the middle-eastern thawb of today and women were dressed in frocks, that somewhat resembled the habits of nuns. During medieval times cloaks, capes and robes became shorter and men opted to wear  tights, leggings or tight pants.  As time progressed, women's dresses shrunk to above the ankle which later progressed to below the knee then above the knee. Something similar also happened to their sleeves of the blouses around the time when the mini-skirt made its appearance. 

 It wasn't long before women were naked up to their thighs and their armpits. Then women  relinquished the mini skirt en mass to wear bizarre skin tight coloured tights. This was the start of 'camel toe' aka extreme exhibitionism, as well as the debate whether or not it was permissible for Christian women to wear pants. Over time, other fashions came and went but the tights eventually returned in the form of yoga pants and spandex as thin as stockings. In essence the CT fashion has made a comeback but this time with a vengence.
Cameltoe, Frontal Wedgie, Ninja Foot, Vagiclef, Vaji Cleft, Vertical Smile, Volksie Bonnet,

Today it's become quite "fashionable" for women to put their crotches outline on show. Yet it's hard to imagine that a sane woman would want to dress in a manner  that would show off or accentuate her camel toe knowingly.  Based on this, it is fare to say woman displaying their camel toe is fully aware of it and are doing so out of choice.  Women in general tend to agree that camel toe does look trashy or slutty but also add that it has great sexual appeal. A sort of unspoken promise of extreme sexuality.
Cameltoe, Frontal Wedgie, Ninja Foot, Vagiclef, Vaji Cleft, Vertical Smile, Volksie Bonnet,

Humans being are sexual beings and are attracted by different things. Some men are into boobs and cleavages, some are into butt and thighs, and some are into full figures and fat curves. While others are into camel toe and deem it down right  sexy. Some men do find camel-toe very provocative and are sexually aroused when seeing it.  They even invented several  euphemism for 'Camel Toe' among which are Vagicleft, or Vaji cleft, Vagi cleft, Ninja foot, Vertical Smile, Volksie bonnet (Beetle Hood) and moose knuckles, though moose knuckles are  in fact 'camel toe's' ugly sister which is often used to refer to men who put a sock in it.

Silicon Camel Toe

Be that as it may, the entire objective of "male sexual arousal" is absolutely fake because the new craze in Asia and the UK is 'Camel Toe' under garments. Apparently this underwear abomination isn't at all new. Almost a decade ago, someone in Japan manufactured the first 'camel toe' panties and called it party pants. However, today it's here to feed the latest 'camel toe' frenzy amongst men. 

 The possibility exists that none of the 'camel toe' images above may actually be real; and any male emotions and sexual desires developed for it, borders on downright sad. The joke is on all men ignorant of the fact that there are artificial / fake pussy lips on sale to women who wants to mess with men's minds and emotions.  This fake 'camel toe' pubic mound  is made of silicon or multi layered fabric, sewn into regular underwear that comes in several  styles and colors. It is popular among effeminate and transgender type men who used it to cover up their manly parts.
Camel Toe underwear to show off a fake cleft 

Fake "camel toe" underwear



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